His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

Today I passed a man riding a street bike (what used to be called a "10-speed," I believe?) and the seat was red. I won't tell you how shocking it was to see him. At first glance, I thought his goodies were poking out of his bike shorts, if you know what I mean.

*shift eyes*

Red bike seats should be illegal.

Happy Monday, peeps.